(Source: sarahj-art, via lolzpicx)
Scccaaarrry…
My dog will not stop barking and no one knows what he’s barking at and it’s freaking me out!!!
AHHH! Stop it, you demon dog!
He’s inside the house w/ us and that usually gets him to shut up and he still won’t stop!!!! YIKES!!! :/
It’s seriously, really scaring the shit out of me.

Those “cotton fabric” commercials make me want to punch myself in the face…

The heart attack you get when your parents come home and you should be doing something they asked you to do…

I CAUGHT TWO FISH THIS WEEKEND!!!

One was a sunny and the other was a catfish.
I don’t know why I’m so giddy about this, but I am! :)

I'm bored so I did this...
TYPE YOUR NAME: Hannah
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: hannah
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Hannah
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: hhazsnhjnhazsnmjhhn
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: t
People should start taking naps after they get mad at someone…
Seriously. I was really mad at my parents and then I took a nap and my mom woke up me up bc she was calling me. And when she was apologising, instead of still being mad I was just like, “i’s okaaaay, i’s awl guuud.”
And now after being awake for an hour, the thinking part of my brain still hasn’t turned on… so I can’t hold a passive aggressive grudge against them.
Plus, naps make you pretty chill. People who smoke pot should substitute weed for naps. I’m sure it’d save them a lot of money.



